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3 Choices - Added on 06 Mar 2004
A man wanted 2 get married!He had a choice of 3 women!1st woz a rich docter,2nd woz a poor cleaner & 3rd woz a prostitute!WHO DID HE PICK?The 1 wid big tits!
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Today in style ... - Added on 06 Mar 2004
Today its cool to have small cars and small computers.Soon it will be cool to have a small penis too.then you my friend will be THE MAN!!
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My days ... - Added on 06 Mar 2004
I only have SEX on days that begin with T: Thanksgiving. Tuesday. Thursday. Today. Tomorrow. Thaturday. thunday.. Every thucking day!
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23 useless parts - Added on 06 Mar 2004
23 useless parts on a mans body.20 nails u cant hammer.2 balls u cant throw &1 cock that cant "crow".dont laff ladies??UR PUSSY CANT CATCH MICE
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Wont go down? - Added on 06 Mar 2004
T-MOBILE regrets 2 inform u that the network has gone down on everyone except u.We regret 2 inform u that no one would go down on u.not even a network
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Why woman moan? - Added on 06 Mar 2004
Why do women have orgasms during sex???It gives them something to moan about even when they are fuc***g enjoyin themselves.
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Maths - Added on 06 Mar 2004
Do you like maths?if so add a bed subtract ur clothes divide your legs and we can multiply!
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